Thursday, August 2, 2007

random thoughts today...

Never buy a stack of cheese without the paper separators again.
Who was the main singer in the backstreet boys?
Zack Braff is just doing what every other single male in new york is. He's not a player or a man whore.
Where the hell is my computer? - Oh Salt Lake City. Only 5 hours away. Come on USP delivery man. I'll be sitting on the front porch waiting for it tomorrow.
What sandwich did Elvis like? BLT? No it had something to do with peanut butter. Peanut butter and banana? Did he die from that? No, that was Mama Cass. He died on the crapper.

and the quote of the day.
"I'm taking the intern to clean the toilet.... Consider yourself on latrine duty."
And believe you me, it was disgusting. He took the hose sprayed everything down. Took an old broom, cleaned the INSIDE of the latrine first scraped all the crap off the side, then cleaned the toilet seat. He was flinging that thing all around. From now on, you will find me using the bathroom outside of the latrine.

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