more advice from the mother

Say as I do and not as I say

Dear Laura,

i have an out-of-control blushing problem. what can i do about it?
-anonymous

Dear Reader,
Out-of-control blushing problems are highly embarrassing. Not only are you already embarrassed which is demonstrated outwardly by the blushing, but the fact that you are blushing embarrasses you even more. Especially when people comment on it. I often get comments like "You're so tan!" and "Why are you so red?" or "You're blushing!!!!" If no one comments on it, you can pretend you're not blushing. But if someone calls you out on it, it's all down hill from there. The crimson-red gets deeper, you start sweating, tunnel vision. It's best to probably just go ahead and pass out in this situation. There is no fixing it once it starts to happen, and you can blame the passing out on food poisoning or something. Once you wake up just say, "Wow it must have been something I ate."

But if passing out is not an option, try to get out of the room as quickly as possible. Even if your exit causes a disturbance. The best way to exit the room is to get out before you even start blushing. If someone says something, you feel you are going to start, just get up and exit with no explanation. If you have already started the blush, just b-line for the door - and don't let them see your face.

There is no controlling blushing, I'm afraid. If there was, I would know and no longer blush. I hope these tips help.

Any other questions?

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Here is the newest addition to my family. But I'm not sure what to name her. Here are some choices:
Ella
Isabel (Izzy)
Sophie
Letti
Juno

What do you think?

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What is this? It's in front of the elementary school, which I drive by every day. I don't get it. Any ideas?