Sunday, November 25, 2007
Bird Crap
I got shat on the other day. I was running along the bike path, minding my own business, and I feel this splat on my head. I wipe my ear and find bird shit on it. Apparently the rest of the poop hit my back and was this long shiny trail down my shirt. Stupid little bird - but apparently it's good luck in Italy if a pigeon shits on you, so maybe it was a good thing....
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You failed to mention that I helpfully scraped off the bird poop with a fistful of leaves (several fistfuls) and it got under my fingernail and stayed there until after I made dinner.
that's because it's disgusting and I don't like thinking about it...
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