Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Current

I'm going to be a part of my friend's performance piece tomorrow night. You can watch her announcing peoples' actions around the world as they happen.
Current

Here is a list of what is going to be happening. Yours truly is #4.

11:30pm Liz
Broadcast intro
New General Catalog gallery space, the neighborhood of Greenpoint, Brooklyn, NY

11:35pm Chuck Miller
drops the book S M L XL on the floor in the middle of a graduate lecture class
UC San Diego, CA

11:36pm Trey Kirchoff sets an old children's school desk on fire while
quoting Orson Wells
a rooftop, the neighborhood of Bushwick, Brooklyn, NY

11:37pm Laura Cooke
begins making a ceramics piece
Jackson Hole, Wyoming, by the Tetons

11:38pm Mark Hensel
goes for a drive in which he only makes right-hand turns
Austin, Texas

11:39pm Amanda Matles
teaches an old dog a new trick - to have "laser eyes" - using a camera
with a flash
South Lyon, MI (suburb of Detroit)

11:40pm Bryan Schatz
starts playing the mandolin
Santa Cruz, CA

11:41pm Brian White
draws panda bears on a wall using a light pointer and taking a
long-exposure photograph
Calendar St, Livingston, Montana

11:42pm Landon Van Soest
kills at least 3 mosquitoes with his right hand using a gripping
motion technique
outside of his bed's mosquito netting, Kenya

11:43pm Luke Wolcott
starts making hummus
his kitchen, Seattle, WA

11:44pm Matt McTernan
folds a paper crane via origami
Rhinebeck, NY

11:45pm Charlotte Young
hits her alarm clock and swears at me for waking her up at 4:45 in the morning
the East End, London, UK

11:46pm Adam Lowenbein
does an impression of Britney Spears ordering fried chicken
Pond Eddy, NY

11:47pm John Rosania
genuinely weeps on cue
somewhere in New York City

11:48pm Ben Gazy
starts masturbating with the intention of cumming into a shot glass
and drinking it later on in the broadcast
Seattle, WA

11:49pm Meg Frost
performs Taekwondo forms 1 - 3
Daegu, South Korea

11:50pm Tristan Brown
the last ten pages of Mouse and His Child, by Russell Hoban
221 Buckingham Place, Philadelphia, PA

11:51pm Lacey Peckenpaugh
starts baking
her kitchen, the neighborhood of Williamsburg, Brooklyn, NY

11:52pm Sarah Genta
leaves work for an environmental group to go hug a bush
Sacramento, CA

11:53pm Phil Buccellato
makes a to-do list
our apartment, Brooklyn, NY

11:54pm Oliver Evelyn-Rahr
scratches his foot
London, UK

11:55pm Athena Kokoronis
lights a clove cigarette
New York City

11:56pm Helen Harris
blows up three balloons and then pops them with a sewing needle
Birmingham, AL

11:57pm Lydia Briggs
closes her eyes and pictures New York City
Kyoto, Japan

11:58pm Michael Benevento
is triggered by an alarm to insert a ten hippopotamus count, out loud,
in the middle of a sentence
Baltimore, MD

11:59pm Tika Young
hula hoops
Sunnyside, Queens, NY

12:00am Petter Goldstine
performs the subversive exercises of falun gong
his rooftop, Brussels, Belgium

12:01am Mike Cataldi
pours a bottle of Fiji spring water into the Hudson River from the
center of the George Washington Bridge
New York City, NY

12:02am Bernie McGovern
rests his palm on another's beating chest while thinking of a dear
friend who has recently passed
the hallway leading to his bedroom, Chicago, IL

12:03am Sarah
brushes her teeth
Vienna, Austria

12:04am Justin Quinlan
kisses his 11 month-old nephew on the forehead
Philadelphia, PA

12:05am Margaret Rolicki
buries her work shoes
latitude 39.9541 N, longitude 75.2089 W, Philadelphia, PA

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Poor Ben Gazy...