Finally!

At least somebody recognizes it. And not just anybody, William Ianniciello, Vice President of ticket sales and services himself. That's right, I got a letter today addressed as "Dear Mets Fan:" Damn right I am! I did everything the Wikipedia "How to become a mets fan" said, and look, I am now officially one!!!

I went to two games. I bought a hat! I know at least one player by name. And I never cheer for the Yankees. But most importantly, I don't love them when they're winning and hate them when they're losing. or something like that.

Mr. Ianniciello even thanked me "for being part of our team." Well, you know what Mr. Inaniciello? You're welcome. You're welcome....,

Sincerely,
A Mets Fan